Dear Makeup, thank you. Tis all.
Dear Americano, I will never quit you.
Dear IRS, why no huge amazing glorious tax refund? You can take this grand and shove it. Ok, not really, we'll keep the thousand, but three or four would have been nice.
Dear Target By My House, please, for the love of god, get shopping carts with cup holders.
Dear Snow, MELT. Go away. Stop coming.
Dear Bangs, bear with me here, but I think I'm going to cut off even more of you today.
Dear Children, bedtime is 8:30, after that I'm done. Off the clock. No, I won't get you another drink of water, and no, there is nothing in your closet. In the words of a very eloquent author, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP".
Dear Paris Hilton, way to use Nicole Richie as a means of staying relevant.
Dear Wine, I miss you. This self-imposed two-week alcohol detox is hard. Like, really really hard.
Dear Husband, tonight, me, you, the couch, The Walking Dead. It'll be fabulous.
Dear Florida and Disney, I hope you're ready for the hot mess that is the Churches on vacation. Only 30 days!
Dear Blog Readers, Friday has arrived. Amen.
haha, I love the shopping carts with cup holders. Especially when the Target also has a Starbucks!
ReplyDeleteHaha you're too funny. I agree, a few thousand would be nice, although this is the most I've ever gotten back from taxes, so I'm happy! Good luck on your alcohol detox! Lol
ReplyDeleteOhh you're coming to Disney!??? How exciting. I'm going up in two months for My birthday! You're going to have a blast! Walking Dead date nights?! The best! Have a great weekend hun ♥
ReplyDeleteLucky duck! I've been wanting to go to Disneyworld! Disneyland just isn't cutting it for me anymore lol
ReplyDeletehaha thanks for the chuckle. Dear children was my favorite.
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Dear children? My fav! I tell Boomer all the time...once I put you to bed thats IT. Go to EFFIN sleep....well I say the effin part in my head....most of the time.
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ReplyDeleteLOL, I giggled at this!
ReplyDeleteAnd you're after my heart.. I LOOOOOVE The Walking Dead!
Amen sistah! ;) That's all I got to say to the kiddo's. Tonight, I just might yell AMEN!!!! lol!
ReplyDeleteI've been wine free since December 8th. It was like, super hard at first. Now? I don't even think about it at night anymore. STAY STRONG SISTA.
ReplyDeleteI should start doing this! It seems fun!
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2 weeks no wine? I don't even understand
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Sadly no, but I still have it somewhere.
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Target needs to get their act together .. our local Target is now charging 5 cents a bag (you have to bring your own.. it's one of those Seattle things) Disneyworld will be a blast :) and detox plans are never fun.. hope you are done soon.
ReplyDeleteThank you for stopping by and I'll look forward to following you back.
Leslie
Ok A) I totally just read your boobs post and am with you 100%. I'm probably gonna wait until we're done with kids but ermergerd the running just makes them so small! B) Love your Feb favorite things down below! C) TWO weeks off wine? ARE YOU CRAY CRAY?! Anyway, i'm following you back cause I think we'd totally be friends in real life. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is so great haha. I adore my makeup as well and agree that Target def needs cup holders bc I almost always hit up the Starbucks and need two hands to shop like I want to. :) And I don't even want to think about how small my tax refund will be...
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Happy weekend!
Your blog is fabulous. I love this post haha I laughed :D
ReplyDeleteI am so excited to follow your blog! I hope you follow back so we can stay in touch.
you rock :)
WOW, amazing items :) I love Naked eyeshadows! Btw, I'm a new follower via GFC and Bloglovin, it would be lovely if you visit me and follow if you like!
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Hey Girl. Love the Naked Eyeshadow. I also love LOVE their eyeliner! I nominated you for Liebester Award. check out my blog post! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha, wine detox?! More power to you :)
ReplyDeleteI totally agree that after 8:30 p.m.....moms should be off duty!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love how you say "Dear Make up, Thank you" it is so true! I love make up and it just makes everyone look 100% better!
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Love this! I was just at target tonight, bought my little man an ICEE.. hated having no where to put it :)
ReplyDeleteHey there! I just wanted to stop by and say thanks so much for swapping buttons with me! I'm so glad you found me- I'm loving your blog! :)
ReplyDeleteThis post made me smile. I agree that Target should put cup holders on their carts-- a little section to hold the popcorn bag would be awesome, too!
love it! i watch walking dead too! great show (:
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xx S.
I am addicted to makeup as well! Very good choices too!
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Hi, love your blog. I follow you now. Please follow me back
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YES Target does need cup holders...that is the best idea ever! And yes those kids need to be in bed by 8:30...I agree us mommies need the break!
ReplyDeletefun post! though now it's sunday and the weekend is nearly over :( i would've liked a bigger refund too!
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Jealous of your upcoming Disney vacation! We had a disappointing tax return too.
ReplyDeleteChecking out your blog. Getting a small return, while it doesn't seem as fun, is better because you didn't give the government an interest free loan for the year. I love Disney, hope you have a great trip!
ReplyDeleteI must be doing something wrong with taxes-all my friends get several thousand back, which apparently is the norm. I never get more than a couple hundred! Although apparently single people making middle class wages are the governments favorite kind of taxpayer, so that's probably the explanation.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would never be able to go two weeks without wine! Kudos to you!
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Loooove these. My life is sadly Nars free, but other than that, your makeup basics are the same as mine. #doingsomethingright
ReplyDeleteThere is so much about this post I love. Sass, snark, and hilarity for miles.
ReplyDeleteCheck Target's customer service desk to borrow a cup holder for your shopping trip :)
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